Subject Zero Datalog

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

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sixpenceee:

Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

As Albert Einstein said, ”Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

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Filed under ever looked at one of these and went down the entire list saying 'nope.. nope.. nope..'

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Me:
*heals self*
Enemy:
*heals self*
Me:
Whoa. Whoa.
Me:
What do you think you're doing?
Me:
I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me:
Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me:
It's different when I do it.

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16 year old child:
mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents:
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy:
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents:
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

Filed under omg THIS I get SO grossed out when they're like 'oooh they want to kissss' when babies are together it's like.. that is sick they are babies stop being creep ass fucking weirdos and leave them to be fucking babies

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joannekwan:

How I perceive the series in a nutshell. Awakening is like a summer extension course taken between freshmen and sophomore year; you remember the main points and a couple friends you made but the rest is vague.

joannekwan:

How I perceive the series in a nutshell. Awakening is like a summer extension course taken between freshmen and sophomore year; you remember the main points and a couple friends you made but the rest is vague.

(via thirteenthconriocht)